Professionally Overstimulated Hoodie

Because "I'm fine" stopped working three shifts ago...Soft, roomy, and a little sarcastic — this hoodie speaks for the introverts, the overbooked, and anyone who needs a cozy armour against the world’s noise. The midweight 50/50 blend traps warmth without feeling bulky. A double-lined hood and colour-matched drawcord keep the silhouette clean while the kangaroo pocket tucks cold hands or a phone away. The bold, all-caps chest print reads “PROFESSIONALLY OVERSTIMULATED,” a dry little announcement that lands with humour rather than fanfare. Wear it on late-shift commutes, quiet coffee runs, or slow weekends at home — it’s the kind of sweatshirt that calms the wearer and signals boundaries to everyone else.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fabric for warmth and durability

- Seamless tubular knit body for a smooth, waste-reducing fit

- Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord

- Large kangaroo pouch pocket for hands and small essentials

- DTF/DTG printed chest graphic; embroidery options available

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed